Is this Legit?
Why is this so cheap?
We’re entrepreneurs and understand legal is the expense most people skimp on. So we wanted to offer a service that caters to new websites, entrepreneurs, and people who want their terms to reflect their site.
Why is this so expensive?
We take it you may not have had to hire a lawyer before. In comparison to drafting the terms yourself, yes it may seem to be expensive. But how much is your time and peace of mind worth? Most law firms would charge five times the amount that we do, and may not have experience in drafting terms like we do. Our lawyers have drafted thousands of terms, and keep up with the changes in the law daily, sometimes hourly.
Did you guys buy your law degrees from third world countries?
No, we bought them off a guy who said they fell off the back of a truck. No seriously we went to law schools in the United States and we did well.
Why don’t you guys have a phone number?
We hate phones. No seriously, we hate phones. In order to provide the services at the low low costs we have to limit support options. Unlike a traditional law firm, we do not have a fleet of assistants who answer calls and emails. We do it ourselves because we are the ones who will be handling your terms. So, we apologize but we are not able to accept phone calls at this time.
What if I have 5 billion questions about terms and privacy?
You may be better suited to hire a lawyer.
We have other questions about our site that don’t pertain to terms/privacy!
What countries do you work with?
Ones above us, ones that are upside-down, ones that like tea and many many others, just ask if you are not sure.
Do you have any testimonials?
Yes – Click here.
What package is right for me?
This is a tough one. We would love to be able to lump every single site into a definitive category but that’s impossible. What we can tell you is that our site does provide a basic guide on what to choose. If your site accepts payments then you will obviously need terms that reflect that. If your site is uses Facebook’s developer platform then you will most likely require custom terms.
Can I see samples of your work?
No. For obvious reasons we do not give out samples of what we’ve done. While we’re sure no one is crazy enough to copy-pasta terms that we’ve done, there are a few people who we’ve had our eye on (this means you). So, no, we do not give out samples for many reasons. We do have plenty of happy customers and testimonials and a money back guarantee. Speaking of which….
What’s this money back guarantee thing?
If you don’t like the terms (for legitimate reasons – i.e. not because you saw a squirrel and it was red and that means you have to dislike everything for a day) we can refund the money, but only for legitimate concerns. What those are…are a case by case basis. But you cannot use any part of the terms and privacy and we monitor sites to make sure people don’t try and just score free terms. We will take severe action against anyone who tries this However , we have never had to refund money because someone didn’t like their terms.
It’s been 5 days, where is my order?
Unless you order the 3 business day rush, and no weekends or holidays have fallen in between that time, just hold your horses. If it gets to around day 10 (10 business days) and you haven’t seen them, then let us know.